This handbook contains everything you need to become a chic, fabulous, self-assured human―no trust fund required! Learn the dos and don’ts of modern etiquette with advice on entertaining, food, fashion, friendship, and decor―plus tons of fake-it-til-you-make-it hacks to elevate your lifestyle:

• Discover how to prepare (and pronounce) crudités to dazzle your dinner party guests

• Spark fascinating conversation on a date

• Thrift fabulous art for your home

• Curate a timeless capsule wardrobe

• Shuck an oyster without breaking a sweat

• and so much more!

Packed with fun-to-read anecdotes and life-changing wisdom (plus plenty of LOLs), Pretend to Be Fancy is the essential etiquette guide for a new generation of adults ready to impress the world with their enviable style, confidence, and effortless cool.